Archive for the ‘Humor’ Category

THOSE OF US WHO REMEMBER Hollywood Squares: These great questions and answers are from the days when ‘Hollywood Squares’ game show responses were spontaneous, not scripted, as they are now. Peter Marshall was the host asking the questions, of course.. Q. Paul, what is a good reason for pounding meat? A. Paul Lynde: Loneliness! (The […]

Friday, March 4th, 2016 at 16:56 0 comments

Joanne Seward – WNY Friday May 1st, 2015: Cartoon #1011Posted: Daily Cartoon – Friday May 1st, 2015 Like today’s cartoon? Forward it to a friend, share it on Facebook, or tweet it on Twitter! Thanks! | Browse Cartoons | Subscriptions | Custom Cartoons | Blog You are subscribed to email updates from Andertoons Daily Cartoon To stop receiving these emails, you […]

Friday, May 1st, 2015 at 13:52 0 comments

From my daughter, who is almost done with library school. njgh ————————- 18 Cats Who Think They’re Librarians In online MLIS programs, no one knows you’re a cat. posted on Oct. 28, 2014, at 2:25 a.m.   1. I use only the best research databases, because I’m a librarian. Via 2. My storytimes are engaging for […]

Wednesday, October 29th, 2014 at 13:04 0 comments

A few weeks ago we ran some of the less sublime headlines to appear in various papers. Today, courtesy of various collectors, we have some malapropisms from newspaper advertising: 2 female Boston Terrier puppies, 7 wks old, Perfect markings, 555-1234. Leave mess. Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family. A superb […]

Monday, May 12th, 2014 at 13:56 0 comments

Symbol: Wo Accepted Atomic Weight: 125 Occurrence: Found wherever Man (mn-180) exists Physical Properties: – Boils at nothing – Freezes at any time – Melts when properly treated – Bitter if used improperly – Changes color with style Dimensions are Variable: – Vertical-depends on age of specimen – Circumference – depends on quality of specimen […]

Monday, May 12th, 2014 at 13:28 0 comments

Son – “Dad, I have to do a special report for school. Can I ask you a question?” Dad – “Sure son, what’s the question?” Son – “What is politics?” Dad – “Well, let’s take our home for example. I am the wage earner so let’s call me management. Your mother is the administrator of […]

Monday, May 12th, 2014 at 13:12 0 comments

Let’s say a guy named Roger is attracted to a woman named Elaine. He asks her out to a movie; she accepts; they have a pretty goof time. A few nights later he asks her out to dinner, and again they enjoy themselves. They continue to see each other regularly, and after a while neither […]

Monday, May 12th, 2014 at 12:48 0 comments

by Judith Viorst Will they let me go when I need to go to the bathroom? And what if I get lost on my way back to class? And what if all of the other kids are a hundred, a thousand, a million times smarter than I am? And what if we have a spelling […]

Monday, May 12th, 2014 at 10:41 0 comments

…with Brian Williams Laura Grunwerg – BLV

Wednesday, April 30th, 2014 at 15:23 0 comments

PHENOMENAL 2 LETTER WORD I’m sure you will enjoy this.  I never knew one word in English language that can be a noun, verb, adj, adv, prep. UP Read until the end … You’ll laugh. This two-letter word in English has more meanings than any other two-letter word, and that word is UP.’ It is listed in the dictionary […]

Monday, April 14th, 2014 at 10:51 0 comments